United States Congress

The Congress of the United States of America is proud of our partnership with the Corporations of America and participating Multinational Corporations. Together we can ensure a bright future for the wildly successful, without the fear of the less fortunate cutting into profits. It is our hope that our former employers, the American People, will enjoy the illusion of freedom and the low, low prices resulting from this merger.

If you are a new multi-million dollar corporation or wildly wealthy individual and you would like to purchase representation in Congress, please contact an authorized lobbyist. You can find a good lobbying firm here. For your convenience, votes can be purchased individually or in bulk.

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