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Congress Welcomes Valued Contributers to Corporate Family

We in the United States Congress are happy to welcome six new corporate sponsors to our inner circle. Among the new arrivals are retail giant Wal-Mart, the National Air Traffic Controllers Association, and American Health Care Association. With these new players stepping up to the plate with their generous investment into the Congressional system, you can be sure 2010 will be an interesting year for everyone.

For starters, the National Air Traffic Controllers Association and Wal-Mart will be butting heads over regulations for businesses. Fortunately, NATC is not strongly invested in safety regulations for retailers, so Wal-Mart and the National Federation of Independent Businesses should be able to forestall any attempts by rogue members of Congress to burden small or super-massive businesses with needless restrictions.

Two especially welcome additions to the inner circle this season are financial giant UBS and accounting firm KPMG. The executive branch is expected to push for unwelcome financial regulations in the coming months, and the legislature will need the strong support of our partners to stand firm against it. They join Goldman Sachs, Citigroup, the American Bankers Association, and many more of the most influential of corporate sponsors of your legal system.

Finally, latecomer American Health Care Association has made the list in the wake of unprecedented spending by the medical community to modify or forestall health care reform. While Congress’ role in health care reform is now largely over, we look forward to more insight from this player in the coming months and years.

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